A0WH1. Gaa Gaa Goo Goo. Me back home on my planet. Why you no feed me or play with me. Me don't know? Me just a baby! Me wanted to grow into a big strong adult Tamagotchi.
A0WH2. We baby aliens are not so different from the human babies on your planet. We need to be fed. We need to be played with. We need someone to take care of us. And we like to drink milk -- a lot!
A0WH3. Me just a baby. Me go home. To Planet Tamagotchi. Me like it when you play with me. And feed me. Goo-goo. (Me learn that from Earth baby.) Goo-goo goo-goo goo-goo!
A0WH4. Bye Bye! Me go home now. Why you no care for me and feed me? Me needs milk to grow strong. Next time, check the health meter more often.
A0WH5. Hi. I am writing you to remind you that you have to check my health a lot when I'm a baby Tamagotchi. Or I will go home before growing-up. Me wants to grow up!
A0SH1. WHAAAAA. Why you send me home? Me no ready go home. Me want to stay with you. Be your pet. Play games. Eat. Drink milk. Maybe you make a simple mistake. That's OK. You're only human.
A0SH2. Oopsie daisy! Me thinks you pushed the button that sends me home. Did you mean to? That was a pretty short life I had on earth! 
A0SH3. You've sent me home very early. Me no cry over spilt milk -- unless it's my milk. Please hatch another egg, and then me can drink more milk!
H0WH1. It was fun living in your computer! Did you notice how I'm shaped kind of like a circle? Well, I liked being a-ROUND you! Too bad I had to roll back home. But I wheely had to go. Next time, play with me more.
H0WH2. I had a ball when I was your pet! Come to think of it, I was a ball when I was your pet! Thank you for not trying to bounce me, or use me in a baseball game. I think that would hurt a little. So long friend. See you again I hope.
H0WH3. When you smiled at me, it tickled. When you fed me I felt brighter and more round inside -- maybe that is how it feels when I grow. Or maybe that is how it feels to have a friend. Next time, check my health meter more often.
H0WH4. Almost moments after you helped me hatch ... when my eyes began to adjust to earth light ... I saw you. Now I can only see you in my lovely memories of life on earth. Thanks for feeding and playing with me. I'll miss you lots.
H0WH5. Hi. You know, it's not easy being a little tiny Tamagotchi. Sometimes people even mistake you for a smiley-face sticker! Or a button! Or a press-on thumbnail! At least here on Planet Tamagotchi people know what I am - a kid!
H0SH1. Hmm...even though I'm just a little kid, I bet I know why you sent me home. You're trying to get my cousin, Tonmarutchi, aren't you? Well, that's all right! Go ahead! Don't forget to feed us a lot though!
H0SH2. It's OK with me if you sent me home to Planet Tamagotchi. Sometimes, masters don't bond immediately with their pets. Building a friendship takes time and care. I hope you like your next Tamagotchi and that you keep it and care for it.
H0SH3. Gee, you tossed me all the way back to Planet Tamagotchi. You must have a very strong arm. I was proud to be your pet. Hope to see you soon.
I0WH1. Hi. Some people think that because I'm yellow, I'm a 'fraidy cat. But I'm not! I'm very brave! All by myself, I just traveled all the way back here to Planet Tamagotchi! Of course, I carried my blanket with me...
I0WH2. Whee! I'm on Planet Tamagotchi! It would be fun to have you here to play with me! I've gotta run now, but I wish you lots of good games and fun times! Life is short, so enjoy it and eat lots of popcorn.
I0WH3. I had a great time playing games with you. You must be a grown up - because even when you lost, you were a good sport. Not like me, I don't like to lose. But you taught me how. Thanks.
I0WH4. Thanks for raising me - I really enjoyed being your pet. I'm back home now and will start school soon. Then, I can play more games and run around with me friends.
I0WH5. Hello. Thanks for raising me on your computer. You were doing a great job --- what happened? I miss you. Take care.
I0SH1. I'm curious about one thing - why did you send me home? You did such a good job raising me. Didn't you like me? I liked you. Especially when you fed me corn muffins and popcorn.
I0SH2. Gee, I wish I knew why you sent me home early. I thought we were having fun! I like you. You were really cool.
I0SH3. It seems kind of weird that you sent me home. But whatever. I will be OK. See ya.
J0WH1. It was cool hanging around your planet. One Earthling said I looked like an orange with lips. That made me laugh! As an orange, I have great ap-PEAL. Thanks for the food -- shrimp is great!
J0WH2. Hello. I'm sorry I had to leave before I gave you a big, wet smacky kiss. You may not be too sorry about that. 
J0WH3. When I was living in your computer, I liked to look out from the monitor and see your stuff. You have some cool things! I wanted to try on your clothes. For that, though, I guess I'd need a human body.
J0WH4. You know, I really don't see why I had to come here to Planet Tamagotchi. I thought you were doing a great job of raising me! Of course, they say I'm too easy-going. But if you're going to go, why not go easy?
J0WH5. I love to run, so I've run away - all the way back back to Gotchi. (And when your legs are as short as mine, that's a lot of running!) Thanks for the food.
J0SH1. So you pushed the button to send me home. That's cool. Thanks for taking care of me for a while -- I liked being your pet. Some people say I'm happy-go-lucky. Well, I went and I'm happy -- that's lucky!
J0SH2. You know what? You sent me home just when I was going to show you all the tricks I can do. For example, when I turn my lips to the side, I do a great impression of a turkey drumstick! See ya later, space invader!
J0SH3. Okay, I didn't mind being hungry. I didn't mind not playing either. I didn't even mind being sick. But I do mind being sent home early.
F0WH1. Congratulations for raising me, the smartest Tamagotchi! I am sincerely grateful for your thoughtful care. Now I can catch up on my reading -- I am reading 678 books in fourteen languages at the same time. Being smart is hard work.
F0WH2. Based on the excellent care that you provided me, I have deduced that you are a highly responsible and intelligent human species. I hope someday we can communicate in my native tongue. Farewell, my friend.
F0WH3. I have used my gigantic brain to learn a great deal about your planet and its inhabitants. Thank you for inserting all those fascinating CD-ROMs into your CD-ROM drive. Remember: wisdom comes gradually, and is worth waiting for.
F0WH4. Congratulations on raising me, the finest of my species. Since my return, I have been asked to present a paper to the graduating class of Tamagotchi State University on my experiences with Earthlings.  I will try to portray you accurately.
F0WH5. I will always remember you and your computer, since I have memorized everything on your hard drive. You humans have tried to mirror, or perhaps even replace yourself with the computer. This seems odd to me. Don't you want to endure as a species?
F0SH1. My superior intellect tells me that you have sent me home because you would like a different kind of pet, which is inexplicable to me. Even though it won't be as smart and fuzzy as I am, I'm sure you will take good care of it.
F0SH2. Perhaps you felt threatened by my superior intelligence, and that is why you have sent me back home to Planet Tamagotchi. I guess I was too smart for Earthlings like you.
F0SH3. Now that you have sent me home, I will have time to invent that new hyper drive super-transporter I was thinking about. But then what will I do tomorrow? Thank you for your hospitality on Earth.
K0WH1. Hello friend. I had fun being in your computer, but longed to be independent once again. To feel the cool space air run through my hair. I sensed that you are a very caring Earthling. Thank you for raising me.
K0WH2. Being your pet Tamagotchi was a wonderful experience. I will always treasure our time together. I will enter you into my address book under "F" for Friend. On my next trip, I'll look you up. 
K0WH3. Wow. The trip back home was exciting. I really like new experiences - they free you from your daily habits, like shopping, working and cleaning. But even a free-spirited Tamagotchi like me knows that sometimes you have to do boring chores. 
K0WH4. You are the nicest owner I've ever had. Also, you're the only owner I've ever had. You always made me feel cheery. Three cheers for cheeriness!
K0WH5. I sensed you're a very caring and loving owner. I liked when you played games and fed me. I liked when you cleaned up after me too. You're sweet. Stay cute. 
K0SH1. I wish I had had more time to get to know you better.  Good friendships take a long time to nurture and grow.  Perhaps we will have the chance to start over someday.  Be well, my friend.
K0SH2. Gee, why did you send me home? I felt so free and easy on your computer. I was just getting to know your monitor too. See you later, alligator.
K0SH3. I'm back on my home planet! Everyone here asks me what it was like to live on Earth. And I tell them it was great! I'd come back for another visit in a nanosecond. (That's fast!)
B0WH1. Hi there. You did a good job raising me - I like being spoiled. You know, sometimes when you weren't around, I used to sneak out of your computer and spy on you and other people. You Earthlings are very funny! I will miss spying on you!
B0WH2. I know I was kind of a quiet pet, but when you're quiet, you overhear lots of interesting secrets. For example, did you know that someone has a big crush on you? Their name is...oops, it's a secret!
B0WH3. Good bye! I would like to thank you for the hot dogs and candy you fed me. I would also like to confess: when you weren't looking, I snuck extra catsup packets. 
B0WH4. I loved sneaking around and spying on you. Someday I will be a famous spy on my planet with a fancy car like your James Bond. Unfortunately, my planet has no roads. 
B0WH5. I found your screen saver incredibly rude.  Always pushing his way to the front of your cathode ray tube.  Well, I won't stand for it.  I'm leaving! Bye Bye.
B0SH1. When I was your pet, I kept quiet and listened to everything. I kept my eyes open. I sneaked around, picking up secrets. I thought I had figured everything out, but I had no idea you were going to send me home! 
B0SH2. Oh, you think you're so big, sending me home! Well, let me tell you something: maybe I'll come back to Earth and sneak up behind you and yell "Boo!"
B0SH3. You sent me home, but I fooled you! I left a rotten pickle in your motherboard.  Ha, ha - made you look!
C0WH1. Hello. Um, some people say I'm slow. And I am. I move slowly. But I wrote you this postcard in a hurry because I wanted to thank you for everything. Sometimes when people are slow, they're just taking their time. But I really wouldn't know.
C0WH2. There is a saying on your planet - always, no, never - wait a minute, I remember, "Would you like fries with that?"  It is a wise saying and I will live my life back on Tamagotchi according to its teachings.
C0WH3. Hi, you. On Planet Tamagotchi my life is simple, but happy. Shrimp is as shrimp does, they say. Who say, you may ask?  I don't know. I hope this helps.
C0WH4. I guess this time marks the end of my trip and the beginning of something. What that is, I don't know. Let's see now...it marks the beginning of...your life? It marks the first day of the rest of your life? Or my life? Oh, shucks.
C0WH5. I hope it didn't hurt your feelings when I went home. I liked you very much! But I needed to return to my home planet and go back to school. I may not be the fastest student, but at least now I know the most about Earth!
C0SH1. I'm writing this because I sent you home. No, I mean you sent me a home. I mean, my home sent you me. My home sent me you. Wait a minute...take a deep breath...relax. You sent me home. There -- got it!
C0SH2. You have sent me home. And that's okay with me! You should raise another pet right away, because it is very fun to be your pet. People say I'm slow, but lovable. If people love me, what else matters?
C0SH3. Hey, where am I? Did you send me here? Why? I don't understand. Oh, well  -- I'm sure you had a good reason. Maybe you ran out of shrimp?
D0WH1. Hello there. I'm back home. Ooh...I don't feel so good. Do I have a cold? No. Do I have the mumps? No. Do I have the chicken pox? No. Wait a minute...maybe it's the fourteen pizzas I ate on the ride home.
D0WH2. Hi. I know I was always hungry, so thanks for feeding me. I'll miss Earth food, but I've taken some along for the trip home. Let's see, I've got pizza, tacos, more pizza, more tacos. That ought to do it.
D0WH3. I know I wasn't a very polite eater, but I just couldn't help it. The food you gave me was delicious! But now I think I'm learning to slow down a little and enjoy my food. That way it lasts longer! Yummmm!
D0WH4. I found eating on Earth too difficult. There's plenty of food (especially pizza!), but everyone makes you sit in one place to eat it. So I slithered back to Tamagotchi to open a roller rink.
D0WH5. If you see pepperonis stuck to the inside of your computer screen, forgive me.  People say I am a sloppy eater.  Maybe your new pet will wipe it off for you.
D0SH1. Just when I was starting to feel better, you sent me home! The Earth atmosphere was doing wonders for my asthma. And the pizza was doing wonders, too. I'll miss your blue planet and the pizza you fed me too.
D0SH2. Oh, no! I am back on Planet Tamagotchi already? But I was still gathering research on my stomach disorders...something about nutrition. Your doctors sure do know a lot. Do you think they could have helped me with my slimy tail?
D0SH3. Hey, now that you've sent me home, I'm going to eat like crazy! I'm going to eat everything in sight! I'm going to eat my house! CHOMP! I'm going to eat my bed! CHOMP! I'm going to eat my tail! YEEOOOOWWW!
E0WH1. I like to be mysterious, so you may not have known what I was thinking when I was your pet. Okay, here's what I was thinking: you are a very nice person! I was also thinking "more ice cream!" Next time, check the health meter more often.
E0WH2. I would like to hire you to write my memoirs.  It will be called "The Scarlet Stinkersmell". Go ahead and put a chapter in it about yourself. You were able to draw me out of the shadow that surrounds me - the shadow of mystery!
E0WH3. I know Earthlings thought my feet were smelly, but here on my home planet, smelly feet are considered a sign of health and prosperity. We have a saying: "If your feet both stink, you're in the pink!" Smell you later.
E0WH4. After being runner-up in the Big Lips Contest, what else was left on Earth? You might think my feet smell, but it's just a reaction to the Earth's atmosphere. So all in all, I'm better off on Planet Tamagotchi. Later.
E0WH5. Hello. Now that I am back on Tamagotchi, I understand that some Earthlings actually eat odor. I read it in an article by one Doctor Scholl?  Do you know him?  I would like to learn more...
E0SH1. Did you send me home because I'm so mysterious? Because you ran out of corn dogs and ice cream? Because my feet stink? Hey, a little foot powder would've cleaned that up! Okay, a lot of foot powder.
E0SH2. Wow, you sent me home before I got a chance to give you a big kiss! Come to think of it, maybe that's why you sent me home. But I'll be back...someday.
E0SH3. You sent me home? Was it my smelly feet? They have air fresheners in many wild floral scents for that, you know. Oh, well, thanks anyway. It was fun while it lasted.
M0WH1. Congratulations. You've raised a special and handsome pet, me, Bill. Thanks for all the spaghetti. We can't eat it on my planet. Maybe that's the first thing I'll do after I become president of Planet Tamagotchi: pass a spaghetti law!
M0WH2. Ask not what your Tamagotchi can do for you, but what you can do for your Tamagotchi.  Right now you can send a Univeral Express package full of bubble gum to me care of the Flight House, Tamagotchi Planet. Please hurry, I have a craving!
M0WH3. With great humility, I give up my post. It has been my pleasure to serve as your pet for this short term of office. I look forward to relaxing on my home planet, playing zero-gravity golf, and fly-fishing for Red Giants in the Galactic Slipstream.
M0WH4. I'm not very good at giving speeches, but I would just like to say blah blah blah blah blah blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah  blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. And I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
M0WH5. Earthlings say I look familiar to them.  I must remind them of a certain Earth celebrity with straight teeth, fabulous hair and a Southern accent. Just as well then that I have returned to my home planet. I don't like messy situations.
M0SH1. I categorically deny any involvement in the unfortunate affair with your BIOS chips last month. I was no where near your RAM when it occurred.  If you have any further questions, please hold them until the millennium.
M0SH2. I hope you will consider me a strong candidate to become your pet once more. As a Tamagotchi raised in the heartland, I share your dreams and will work to pass the "Free Bubble Gum on Fridays to People Named Bill" law in your neighborhood. 
M0SH3. I think I speak for the Tamagotchi people when I say how much we have enjoyed meeting your people, kissing your babies, and riding on the backs of your trains. I hope to live in a huge white Earth house rent free some day.
A5WH1. On your planet, babies say "goo goo gaa gaa." But on my planet, we babies can send postcards. You were very nice to take care of me for a little while. I need someone strong to watch over me.
A5WH2. I know I didn't visit you for very long, but short visits can be nice, too! Maybe someday I will come back and grow up into the biggest pet you ever saw! I'll need a lot of food. You might want to get another job.
A5WH3. You know on Earth everyone gets older, but there are some planets where everyone gets younger. If you and I met there, we'd be the same age! Your friend, Shirobabytchi.
A5WH4. Did you notice that I glowed like a little white star? I'm sorry I had to leave you and come here to Planet Tamagotchi. But you know how it is -- when you gotta glow, you gotta glow!
A5WH5. Sometimes when they see me, Earthlings think that I'm a little bitty ghost. Of course I'm not, but now and then I did like to sneak up on people and give a little bitty boo!
A5SH1. Gee, that was quick! I'm home already. Maybe you would like a different kind of baby pet. But then, you never know what we're going to grow up into. That all depends on you!
A5SH2. I know, I know, I'm too young! Well babies can have fun too, you know. I like you and I like your planet. Thanks for a fun visit.
A5SH3. Gosh, you sent me home. And I hardly take up any room at all. Were you planning on buying a lot of new software? There would still be plenty of room for me! I just need a little corner of your screen -- that's all!
B5WH1. Hi there. I'm glad you raised me, but next time try to feed and play with me more. That way, the bump on my head can develop into my personality. See ya!
B5WH2. Sorry I had to go, but this baby's got places to go, people to see. I'm movin', I'm shakin', I'm sizzlin' like bacon! Dig me? It was nice hanging with you for a little while.
B5WH3. I'm so far away from you now. Why didn't you play with me more. I like the Shell Game a lot. Sometimes, the shell hurts my head when it closes down on me. I wonder why?
B5WH4. I was afraid if I stayed on Earth any longer, I'd get hair like your President! Most Earthlings don't have good hair, so it's better that I go home now. Thanks for feeding me. Good-bye.
B5WH5. I went home so the bump on my head can develop properly. You Earthlings are OK, but you look weird -- especially the shape of your heads. I guess you don't have any personality like me. Good-bye.
B5SH1. Thanks for sending me home. I tried enough Earth hair styles, but none complimented my personality well. (And you thought it was only a bump.) Now it's back to basics. See ya.
B5SH2. No way! You like sent me home, and I have a hair appointment next week! Be sure to cancel it for me, alright? Stay loose, goose. Keep on stylin'.
B5SH3. Hi. Before you sent me home I learned an Earth saying. "Absence makes the heart grow fonder." Now if I only knew what a heart was, then I could grow some fonder.
C5WH1. Hi friend. Thanks for letting me dig up vegetable gardens on earth. I hope you take better care of your next Tamagotchi, so it will grow up into an adult. Thanks for playing with me.
C5WH2. Zoom! I'm back home already. What happened? I was having fun zipping around Earth flower gardens. I especially like sunflowers. Thanks for feeding me corn. I'm cornier because of it.
C5WH3. Hello. I really liked racing your e-mail carrier around the World Wide Web.  But, I think he cheated a little - he has a stronger backbone than I do.  Gotta jet.  I sure liked being your pet!  Next time, feed me more corn.
C5WH4. Hello. I'm sure glad you raised me. You know exactly what I like to eat - corn! I like chewy, yellow, sweet, baby corn. It's really nutritious too. Next time, check the health meter more often so I can grow up and eat more corn.
C5WH5. While I was on your planet, one Earthling told me I looked a little like a gourd. But I had to leave before I found out what a gourd is. Isn't that the name of your vice-president? Al Gourd?
C5SH1. Oops! Did you mean to send me home? Did I eat too much corn on the cob? I say you can never have too much corn on the cob. Does that sound a little corny? 
C5SH2. Hey! Why did you send me home? I'm the best Tamagotchi child you can raise, and the most attractive too. Just take a look at my dazzling hairdo (never mind that bump on my head - it's my personality).
C5SH3. Did you send me home because I dug up your garden? I was just looking for some kernels of corn. By the way, I found a chest of buried treasure. But don't worry -- I covered it back up.
D5WH1. Hello. I'm home. Now I can do all the fun things I like to do like sitting, sleeping late, lounging and I guess eating is another favorite activity of mine. Thanks for all your care and attention.
D5WH2. Hi there. Due to my low blood pressure I'm not too active at home. I really don't know why that is. Maybe I wasn't given enough TLC when I was a young Shirobabytchi? I'm tired so good-bye for now. 
D5WH3. Some people on Earth thought I was some kind of bird. I guess I am sort of like a bird. Except I don't have any wings. Or feathers. Or a tail. Or feet. And I can't sing. Otherwise, I'm exactly like a bird.
D5WH4. Here on my planet, it's morning, so I'm still in bed, writing you this postcard. I think I'll stay in bed all day. It was fun visiting your planet. I enjoyed pecking it out. I'm tired so bye for now.
D5WH5. Though I've left Earth and headed back to Tamagotchi, I wanted to say thank you for feeding me and taking care of me. Many Earth creatures have beaks so I felt right at home. Good-bye.
D5SH1. How could you send me home?  I'm no slower than your modem is.  I boot up faster than your computer does. Patience, patience -- you Earthlings lack patience.
D5SH2. I know you sent me home for my own good. If I had stayed, someone would have mistaken me for a bird and put me in a black wire cage. You've saved my life! Thanks Pal.
D5SH3. So you sent me back to Planet Tamagotchi. Did you think I wouldn't notice? I'm not that slow. Now I can be lazy and watch the tube for hours. 
I5WH1. You Earthlings are very interesting. You spent countless hours taking care of me, at no apparent benefit to yourself. To save you any further losses I've taken leave of your planet. Good-bye and nice job raising me.
I5WH2. Congratulations on raising me. According to my calculations, your family can claim the food, electricity and other expenses you incurred raising me on your tax return under "Tamagotchi Expenses." Good luck!
I5WH3. Great job raising me, Mimitchi. If you take the time I spent with you, add the time I spent thinking about you, and divide by how much I'll miss you, you get 324.88879. Which means I like you a lot.
I5WH4. Hello good friend. Based on the ostensible fact that I was living and eating on your computer screen, I have deduced that you are a very responsible Earthling. Congratulations on raising me!
I5WH5. Congratulations on your most excellent care! However, your computer had an inferiority complex housing my large brain. Perhaps you should reboot after I scoot (or get more memory). Be well my comrade. 
I5SH1. I was disappointed to learn that you sent me back to Tamagotchi. Was it that lunch check I added incorrectly for you? I can assure you that such mistakes are rare. No hard feelings I hope.
I5SH2. At first I wondered why you sent me back to Tamagotchi when you did. Then I realized there are too many accountants on Earth as it is. My talents will be much more appreciated on Tamagotchi. 
I5SH3. I'm impressed with your mathematical skill. How else could you have calculated the precisely correct moment to send me home with the least effort and solar wind interference? Thank you, and well done!
E5WH1. Hi. You know why I wear a mask? To protect my secret identity. Someday, I will become a super hero, dedicated to making the world a safe, crime-free, all-around cool place! Or at least that's what I like to imagine. Keep on imagining!
E5WH2. Hello. Someday I will be a super hero! I will use my super-powers to defeat the forces of evil! What are my super-powers, you ask? Um...well...I can jump high and bite. Besides, I wear a mask! I must be a super hero!
E5WH3. Hey you. You did a pretty good job raising me. I bet you knew all along that I'd protect you in the future when I become a super hero. That's why you fed me and played with me and all that stuff. Thanks kid. I like you too.
E5WH4. Hello there. I have blasted off through hyperspace. I will soon rid the galaxy of evil-doers. I will seek out villains and stop them! And I will eat all the cotton candy I want! Thanks for taking care of me.
E5WH5. Hi. While I was poking around outside, an over-zealous rooster challenged me to a fight. Imagine, me fighting a rooster. I realized that as the higher life form I should give in and leave earth. So good-bye.
E5SH1. Since you sent me away, you must be in league with my evil enemies! But I will defeat you! I will come back...somehow. And then I'll...I'll...I'll unplug your computer! 
E5SH2. Now you've done it! You've sent home the only super hero who could save the Earth! Well, except maybe for Superman! But he's way over-rated, in my opinion. I mean, a little Kryptonite, and he's toast!
E5SH3. It's good that you sent me home because this gives me more opportunities to be a super hero! I mean, your computer had a few bugs in it, but no super-villains at all! This is much better!
J5WH1. Hi. I liked hanging around the dogs on Earth. They never knew I was an alien, except for the times I would try to drive a car. Then I think maybe they became suspicious.
J5WH2. Ruff Ruff. It was fun being your pooch! I liked being your pet - no ifs, ands, or mutts! Now I've gone to Planet Tamagotchi. Just think of it as a very, very long game of fetch.
J5WH3. Hi. How are you? I loved visiting your planet. I especially liked driving your cars. I think my favorites were the Hounda and the Mercedes Bones. Bye. Ruff Ruff.
J5WH4. Hi. You know, I think before I left I overheard some Earthlings saying that I look like one of your Earth animals. Which one could it be? A cat? A wombat? A polar bear? Personally, I think I'm unique.
J5WH5. Hi. I'm afraid I had to go home before I ever understood that "fetch" game you Earthlings play. What exactly was the deal with that stick? If you wanted it brought back, why would you throw it?
J5SH1. I can't believe you sent me home already! I guess Earth really is a dog-eat-dog world. I, of course, prefer to live in a dog-eat-steak world.
J5SH2. That's it - I'm off the leash and running free. I'm chasing the last ball off your planet. I've buried the bone and I'm headed home. Bow wow and bye bye!
J5SH3. When you decided to send me home, you could have knocked me over with a biscuit. I thought at least I'd get a nice going-away present, like maybe a diamond-studded collar.
F5WH1. Hello. Your Earth television was really cool. I would love to be an actor like the ones I saw on TV. I wouldn't even have to play a leading role. I don't think I could work that hard.
F5WH2. I was watching TV when it hit me: the Tamagotchi who overstays his welcome is not welcome. So I have left your planet to return to Tamagotchi and catch up on my napping. I wish you peace.
F5WH3. Hi there. Thanks for letting me hang out and watch TV on your planet. It's my favorite activity, second to napping. Maybe I could become an actor someday and play a really lazy Tamagotchi - Oh, I already do.
F5WH4. I'm back on Planet Tamagotchi. The trip was exhausting. As soon as I finish this postcard to you I think I'll take a little nap. Thanks for letting me live in your computer. Take care and sleep well.
F5WH5. Every actor has a first and a last line. Unfortunately I never had a first line. But here's my last line: good-bye Earthling. I'll come back when the world is ready for MY hit TV show.
F5SH1. Um, what happened? Did you send me home? I think I slept through the whole thing. Hey - maybe I'm just dreaming. I'll just pinch my lower lip...OUCH! No, I'm not dreaming. I really am home. 
F5SH2. I was going to go home, really. But then I thought "Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?" Thanks for saving me all that effort.
F5SH3. Ah, now that I no longer have to fulfill my duties as a pet, I can spend all my time lying on the couch watching TV and dreaming of the day I become a famous actor. Wait a minute - that's what I was doing already!
K5WH1. Hello. I think you should have fed me more. Maybe a little Miracle Grow now and then. Most of the time, I had to just make my own food out of sunshine. That's a really light diet.
K5WH2. Thanks for raising me. You're a really easy-going owner, a quality I really admire.  Here's a tip for you: check the health meter more often. Did you know that I like to listen to heavy metal music? Bye.
K5WH3. Hi. Thanks for the snacks. I liked playing games with you, but not during the day. I prefer the night life myself. Too much sun can be harmful to my sensitive leaves and frail stem. 
K5WH4. Just a note to say you're a nice owner. I didn't have to eat so much or get disciplined often and you let me get up late too (I  like to stay up all night long). Maybe that's why I had to go home?
K5WH5. Hello. I'm back on my home planet. Thanks for being an easy-going owner. You let me stay out really late and let me eat yummy donuts too. Thanks a lot! See you at a heavy metal concert.
K5SH1. I thought I just stayed out too late, but you really sent me home. And I had tickets to a heavy metal concert. This is totally unfair.
K5SH2. Why did you send me home? We could have seen a heavy metal music concert together and stayed up all night talking about the party scene and the popular dance clubs. 
K5SH3. So, you sent me home. I bet I know why - my music was too loud, right? But heavy metal HAS to be loud. It sounds best that way. Stay cool. Bye.
H5WH1. I liked visiting you a lot, except when people thought I was a submarine because of the periscope on my head. I did like your submarine sandwiches, but I wish they had sushi on them. Bye!
H5WH2. You know what I really liked about your planet? The raw fish! Sushi is the best! Eating sushi almost made me want to go out in the ocean and catch my own fish. But that water's way too cold...give me a hot bath any day.
H5WH3. Somebody on your planet said I looked like an octopus. So I looked up octopus in the encyclopedia. I could never live in the cold ocean! And I don't have any suckers on my legs either. 
H5WH4. If I point my periscope just the right way, I can see Earth shining in the nighttime sky. Then I look up, sigh, and think to myself, "Boy, I could really go for some sushi right about now." Thanks for everything.
H5WH5. Here's my favorite memory of being your pet: I'm taking a nice hot bath, peeking up through the bubbles with my periscope, when I see you bringing me a big plate of sushi! That was wonderful - thanks!
H5SH1. Being sent home from Earth early is like sushi on sale - a raw deal. I'm going to take a long, hot bath and think about how nice it was to be your pet. Thanks for everything, especially the brownies.
H5SH2. With my periscope, I may be able to see over walls, but I never saw this coming - you sending me home. Oh, well - I had a great time while I was there. Bye.
H5SH3. Even though you sent me home, I enjoyed the time I spent with you as your pet. I liked peering around your room with my periscope. I also liked taking nice hot baths, with lots and lots of bubbles.
L5WH1. Hello Earthling. I'm a special Tamagotchi, but I can't tell you anymore than that. All you need to know is that I have crossed the threshold into the unknown dimension of life after Earth.....
L5WH2. Greetings Earthling. I had an interesting visit on your planet. Thank you for sharing your unusual foods and customs with me, except for the one called discipline. I have now embarked on my journey into another dimension.
L5WH3. Hi little Earthling. You were kind to care for me. I learned a great deal on your planet and will take this information with me as I cross the threshold into another dimension. Can I take some peanuts with me?
L5WH4. Hello. Congratulations on raising me! As an alien I'm rarely seen by humans. Now I have entered into another world. Do not be frightened for me. Another dimension of life awaits all.....  
L5WH5. Hi. I'm afraid I can't tell you why I had to go home. It's secret alien business. In fact, it's so secret, I'm not really clear on the details myself. All I know is that it's a mission to explore the unknown dimension of life after Earth.
L5SH1. It seems very odd that you have decided to send me back home. Maybe you didn't realize that I am a rare alien on a secret mission. It's OK, now I can continue to explore life after Earth in another dimension.
L5SH2. How peculiar - you have sent me home! But us aliens are familiar with the unusual and mysterious. Now I will cross the threshold into the unknown dimension of life after Earth.
L5SH3. I thought I was mysterious, but I think you are even more mysterious than I am. You go to so much trouble to raise me, and then you send me home! I salute you! Anyone so strange must be brilliant!

